Foodies are fun

Every once in a while I get a foodie on the phone. Foodies are shy about their fetishes and sometimes it can take 20 minutes for them to get around to talking about what really turns them on. Food.

Working later hours last night went pretty well, and given that my lover was playing poker with the guys, I kept the lines open for an extra hour or two, and took some interesting calls. One of them was from a guy who had never eaten his own cum, and wanted me to ‘help’ him do so. Getting him worked up was not difficult.  All I have to do is open my mouth and most men are instantly hard. I’ve just got one of those voices that tickle men behind their balls. But I knew, as we were talking, as I teased him with different images like getting him off with my feet and making him lick his cum off my toes, or eating another man’s cum from a freshly shaved pussy, that he was holding back on me.  He wasn’t into body worship or cuckolding or humiliation. 

I was about ready to go the pantyboy route with him when he asked me if I’d ever heard of someone cumming on their food and eating it. And that was when I knew I had a foodie. I giggled and asked him if that is what it would take to get him to eat his own cum — did he want a bagel and schmeer? His breath caught and he tried to laugh, but it came out as a huff, the kind of huffing sound a guy makes when he’s been punched in the solar plexus — or when his sexual buttons have been pushed.

“Mmm…” I said, “Instead of a bagel, lets imagine a warm cinnamon roll. Wrap your cock up in that warm, googey goodness and stroke. Can you smell the cinnamon?”

The tension in his voice was beautiful. “Ooooh… If I had a cinnamon roll I’d go get one right now,” he gasped.

I mentioned the cinnamon roll warm and slippery like a pussy, and his cum the icing on the roll. And that was it. Bang! Over the edge he went, huffing and moaning and spewing into the imaginary gooeyness. He was only too happy to lick the cum off his fingers then!

Yes, foodies are fun.