Laughing at the Tiny White Penis

Over the past five years I’ve learned that there is not much men won’t do to please their Mistresses.  Especially when they have tiny little penises.

Yesterday I was entertained by just such a man whose Mistress, Ms Bailey, chose to share with me an amusing session she was having with her boy. She brought me on the line with him and emailed me a music video he had made for her.  I laughed. Hard and long. I’ve never seen anything quite like it before!  He told me he had a Tiny White Penis and he was indeed correct.

Imagine this if you can: In a basement is an nude, slender man with very pale skin.  He is wearing pink panties on his head and a silky woman’s sock over his nose, held in place by sunglasses.  He looked ridiculous! But wait, it gets even worse. In the background, 20 Finger’s song “Don’t want no short dick man” is playing, and this pathetic white boy is prancing around like an ape, dancing and beating his meat. *laugh* If you can call it meat.  It is a tiny little penis, so small that he strokes it with thumb and forefinger only. It is too small for him to stroke it effectively with his hand, poor teeny weenie. At the end of the song, he swings from the rafter of the room shouting “I’ve got a smaller penis! I’ve got a smaller penis!” and then he puts his hand on his humiliating excuse for a cock, strokes it a couple of times, and cums with a loud grunt. I laughed and laughed. Truly, this pathetic man is willing to go to great lengths to pleasure a woman in the only way he can. By making a truly pathetic and gloriously humiliating spectacle of himself.